Right, well. Politics has broken. The news is in shambles. Theresa May has just about finished sorting out her new Cabinet as Prime Minister of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. But...couldn't a rag-tag bunch from the footballing world do just as good a job? Home Secretary: Hakan Şükür Secretary of State for Transport: Steve Claridge Secretary of State for Business: Jorge Mendes Secretary of State for Justice: Lionel Messi Secretary of State for Education: Joey Barton Secretary of State...
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